"Oh hello evil lady at the grocery store. It seems that you don’t know what the express lane is for, it says 12 items or less, but you’re exempt from that I guess. And you started up an argument about coupons… Oh, don’t make me kill you over 25 cents, I’ll give you a freaking quarter if it makes that much difference. And you just remembered something you forgot to get, your husband will be right back with it. Okay. That’s it. I’m going to kill you."